Pool Pleasure Seeker Gifts

Relaxing in the pool.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Beginning Yarder.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Holy water, holy water...."

Swimming Champion.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

No Loitering

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."