Pole Seeker Gifts

"The first person to reach the moving South Pole."

Beach con-man.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Well Earned Vacation"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Pole Star

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Football fan

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Football

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

Chasing Dreams

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"