Pool Pleasure Seeker Prints

Relaxing in the pool.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Beginning Yarder.

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Holy water, holy water...."

Swimming Champion.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

No Loitering

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."