
Targets.
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Targets.
"Looks like we found the issue."
'C'mon get it straight.'
A small snooker player chalking his cue.
'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
"Technically, it's a mammal."
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'
'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'
'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'
The perfectionist.
'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'
'The ball never goes where I hit it.'
"And here is where we started putting profits before people."
Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4
'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'
'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'
"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"
'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'
'Profit in the garbage.'
Business of Finger-pointing
'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'
Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.
'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'
Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest
'I only buy art that I can understand.'
"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"
'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'
"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."
"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."
'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'
"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."
'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'
'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'
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