Precision Eaters Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves to savor their food with meticulous care? Our collection of gifts for precision eaters combines wit and charm, perfect for those who appreciate the finer details of dining. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, these items are designed to complement their exacting tastes and joyful approach to eating.

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Harold eats lunch like he plays golf. mockup

Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.

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'C'mon get it straight.'

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

A small snooker player chalking his cue. mockup

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

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'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.' mockup

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

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Bullseye!

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"Technically, it's a mammal."

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"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island" mockup

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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'The ball never goes where I hit it.' mockup

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

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The perfectionist.

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Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken. mockup

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

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Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes. mockup

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

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Scales

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"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once." mockup

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

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Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy mockup

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

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"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant." mockup

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

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'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.' mockup

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

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A tailor measuring a jacket.

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Snooker.

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Ski-ball.

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"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal." mockup

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

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Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs' mockup

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

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A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot mockup

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

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"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control." mockup

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

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'How would you describe yourself?' mockup

'How would you describe yourself?'

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'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.' mockup

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

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That still leaves you with ï¿½17 - I better work this out again.

That still leaves you with ï¿½17 - I better work this out again. mockup

That still leaves you with ï¿½17 - I better work this out again.

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'I'm NOT a pedant.'

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"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else." mockup

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

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Topiary By Numbers

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"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data." mockup

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

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'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.' mockup

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

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'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.' mockup

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

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'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.' mockup

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

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Precision Eaters Gifts Collection

Precision Eaters Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for precision eaters—each one a humorous tribute to those who cherish every measured bite.

Precision Eaters Pillows

Comfort meets humor with pillows tailored for the precise eater. Great for sprucing up their favorite eating spot or kitchen corner.

Precision Eaters Prints

Find the ideal art print to celebrate their culinary precision. A charming addition to their kitchen decor or dining room.

Precision Eaters T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts for the foodie with a flair for precision. Perfect for casual dining, cooking parties, and all their food-loving adventures.