Precision Baker Gifts

Scales

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

You're the puff in my pastry!

A heart shaped cake

Picking pastries.

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Pie Filling Reader

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

The perfectionist.

Cookery Lesson.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

She found baking helped enormously.

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

Come dine with me!

I Bake. Deal with it.

American Pastry

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Ski-ball.