Prideful Journeyer Gifts

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Progress?

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Yipeee!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Sticking out tongue

People of Courage

'I told you to sip it!'

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Bike Rides

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Alcoholidays.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."