Joyful Journeyman Gifts

'Oh quit complaining, Thomas...at least we got a loaner!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Yipeee!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

Bike Rides

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

Me, Alice and God

"He's the guy I'm interested in. He's just not the kind of guy I'm interested in."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

"Smile!"

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

Last day of school.

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

Bike Rides

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'