Journeyman Gifts

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

The experienced backpacker.

Airlines

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The Paper Route

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

'Backseat driver...'

Me, Alice and God

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

The bus home.

"He's the guy I'm interested in. He's just not the kind of guy I'm interested in."

'Where do you see yourself in five years? Still looking for work?'

"Forgive me, Judge, but I've had a convenient loss of memory."

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

"Oh, bugger!"

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

You are here.

Lend me a fiver - "Careful Dempster, this swamp is crawling with leeches."

'Who'd you say recommended this place?'

"That 12th step is a doozy."

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'