Solo Journeyman Gifts

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Ultimately love would find her...

Napoleon marches off alone

A man with a rake on a desert island

"As slim as your chances are for salvation, it's nice to see you keep trying."

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Just married.

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Me, Alice and God

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"He's the guy I'm interested in. He's just not the kind of guy I'm interested in."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

Desert Island Fishing

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

'Who'd you say recommended this place?'

Actually, I'm not expecting a date to show up. When I ordered a beer with two straws, I was being sarcastic. And I was being sarcastic when I put them in.

Lend me a fiver - "Careful Dempster, this swamp is crawling with leeches."

"Will you love yourself, comfort yourself, honour yourself and protect yourself, and forsaking all others, be faithful to yourself for as long as you shall live?"