Justice Journeyman Gifts

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The Paper Route

Stop and Birch

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Human Rights for All

Old administration and torture.

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"A word to the wise, counselor: Anymore of these tiresome displays of ethics, and I'll have you jailed for contempt."

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'Fabricated facts' and 'misrepresentation', isn't that what we do?"

Disturbances in Ferguson

Human Rights

Tweed and Erie Rings Playing Blindman's Bluff with Justice

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."

Crime - Punishment

Continental marshal