Joyful Journey-er Gifts

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The Victors

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Yipeee!"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

Discomfort zone.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Zen Kitten

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Bike Rides

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'