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"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The Victors

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Have you been working out?'

Bird sitting on a wing.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"Yipeee!"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

Discomfort zone.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Bike Rides

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Zen Kitten

Alf and Misery Guts

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'