Prideful Journeyer T-Shirts

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bird sitting on a wing.

Progress?

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Yipeee!"

Sticking out tongue

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

'I told you to sip it!'

Alf and Misery Guts

People of Courage

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Bike Rides

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Alcoholidays.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."