Joyful Journeyman T-Shirts

'Oh quit complaining, Thomas...at least we got a loaner!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Yipeee!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Bike Rides

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Alf and Misery Guts

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Me, Alice and God

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

"He's the guy I'm interested in. He's just not the kind of guy I'm interested in."

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

Last day of school.

"Smile!"

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

Bike Rides

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"