Romantic Journeyman T-Shirts

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Barman In Love.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Beach flirting

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.