Romantic Voyager T-Shirts

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"

Young honeymoon couple seasick on a channel crossing.

Halcyon Prospects.

Beach flirting

Happy Anniversary

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Asking out a palm reader.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Cosmonaut

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Addicted to reading

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Barman In Love.

"Tunnel of love"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"