Romantic Voyager T-Shirts

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"

Young honeymoon couple seasick on a channel crossing.

Halcyon Prospects.

Beach flirting

Happy Anniversary

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Cosmonaut

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'