Love Voyager T-Shirts

"Tunnel of love"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Addicted to reading

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Beach flirting

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Filling up.

Real Estate Personals

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"My aloofness is a mask."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

...In a Relationship