Love Voyager T-Shirts

"Tunnel of love"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Addicted to reading

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

Beach flirting

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Filling up.

Real Estate Personals

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Lizard Amusement Park

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Volcanic ash...

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Roller Coaster of Love

"My aloofness is a mask."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Bumper Cars of Love.