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A woman reads a romance novel.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Vaccination Passport

"Tunnel of love"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Beach flirting

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Addicted to reading

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Lifesaver!

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Sun and the Moon step out.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'