Story Voyager Gifts

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Captain in a storm

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Vaccination Passport

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Tunnel of love"

Beach flirting

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Addicted to reading

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Lifesaver!

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Sun and the Moon step out.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'