Devoted Hunter Pillows

A young man serious about hunting

Pointing.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'He did it for us.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

Hunters in a forest.

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

Hunting Out of Season

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'