Compassionate Hunter Pillows

Husband and wife shooting

Licensed Therapist

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Christmas Pets

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

The Good Samaritan.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

Africa

Hunters in a forest.

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

Water carriers/bearers.

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

'Of all the useless things: They're killing our babies to make fashionable fur coats!'

"We give thanks for plant-based meals that spare some of us. . . and those humans who choose these."

'At least with traditional fox hunting, I have a chance! With poisoned baits however...'

Vegetarian Society "In the wake of all these health scares we've changed our message somewhat."

Bacon Bits

"We're having chicken Cuca for dinner tonight!"

Cry on my shoulder $1.00

"It's the animal liberation front - they're claiming irresponsibility."

"Naw, they're not like us – they don't feel pain."