Hunter-gatherer Aficionados Gifts

'Keeping track of our hunting performance in this way will help us raise standards and increase efficiency!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's probably just seasonal."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Rose Toast

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Date Night

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

Paleo-to-go