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A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Treasure Island Book.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"This can't be good."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

Geography is still fascinating, thought Bob.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."