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A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Deer Season Open.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Treasure Island Book.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Ghost puddle

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"This can't be good."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.