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I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

Tartine

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Quiz Night...

Rose Toast

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Barbecue

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Grocery Shopping

Origins of a family tradition.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

We're having a dinner party.

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'Care to form a splinter group?'

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"So-called 'out-of-date' chocolate is an alien concept to me, like 'leftover wine'."

"It doesn't feel like Christmas. So, I'm drinking until it does."