Nickname Gatherer T-Shirts

'A good boss knows his workers by their names. Look, there are 'Hey Dude', 'Yo Man' and 'Mack' followed by 'Sweetheart' and 'Eh buddy'.'

Tartine

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Time for tea and friendship.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Quiz Night...

Barbecue

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Party Time!

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Same old crowd."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Frigid Cold

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"