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"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

The Smoking Shelter Inn.

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"So-called 'out-of-date' chocolate is an alien concept to me, like 'leftover wine'."

Quiz Night...

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"welcome man cave."

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

"It doesn't feel like Christmas. So, I'm drinking until it does."

Tartine

'And don't expect me to hug any men!'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Frances, where did you ever find such similar others?"

Class reunion-getting together to see who's falling apart.

'Care to form a splinter group?'

"So-Helen tells me you're dead."

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Oh Hi!'

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The Rise of Modern Art

Time for tea and friendship.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Agricultural Psychology

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Rose Toast