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The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Oh Hi!'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Tree Passion

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'