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'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

"It's a trap!"

Cornucopia has cornucopias in it

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cow of BEEF

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

Agricultural Psychology

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Rose Toast

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"