Harvest Enthusiast Pillows

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

"It's a trap!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Cornucopia has cornucopias in it

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Agricultural Psychology

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Cow of BEEF

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Rose Toast

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!