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"It's a very effective scarecrow."

The Vineyard

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Agricultural Psychology

Biodiversity

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Beware of the Lawn

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Pumpkin Time!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."