Harvest Guru Gifts

Agricultural Psychology

Tartine

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog in Daisys

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Oh Hi!'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Tree Passion