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'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

Tartine

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Agricultural Psychology

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"welcome man cave."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Quiz Night...

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."