Athlete At Heart T-Shirts

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Sporting maladies.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

'The seasons have a tendency to overlap.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Freestyling.

Peacock on skateboard

' Love and pole vault'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Small steps...

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Play Ball!

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"

"I am Robot."

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

Death Goes For A Jog

Play Ball!

'On your mark,...get set,...'

"It's me me me with you all the time."

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

It's just a game vs. get real.

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

'Are you 'G-Dog,' or am I?'

"I've had David practice his long throws in training!"

'The garnish was really good, but these biscuits are rather tasteless...'