Athlete At Heart Prints

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Sporting maladies.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

'The seasons have a tendency to overlap.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Freestyling.

Peacock on skateboard

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

' Love and pole vault'

Small steps...

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Play Ball!

Andy Murray

Electronics. He's fascinated by the fast forward feature.

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'

"I am Robot."

Pete Carroll

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

Death Goes For A Jog

Play Ball!

"It's me me me with you all the time."

'On your mark,...get set,...'

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

It's just a game vs. get real.

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'