Athlete In Spirit Prints

It's just a game vs. get real.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Sporting maladies.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Well, did you win or what?'

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

Sports Day at the Monastery

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Little League Umbrellas

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Capture the Flag

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"Ooh, we're so impressed."

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

I love gymnastics

Covid-19 Vaccine

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Volleyball.