Athlete In Spirit Mugs

It's just a game vs. get real.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Sporting maladies.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

'Well, did you win or what?'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Little League Umbrellas

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Capture the Flag

"Ooh, we're so impressed."

Cornish Pirate Gareth Steenson.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

Covid-19 Vaccine

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

I love gymnastics