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"I am Robot."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Lemniskate

'Maths is fun!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

An abacus swimming pool

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Freestyling.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Peacock on skateboard

Sporting maladies.

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

' Love and pole vault'

Small steps...

'DO we have a Math test today?'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

"It's me me me with you all the time."

'Hey, count me in!'

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

"I hope there won't be any numbers in my English class, or else I'm really going to be confused."

Basketball Nerds.

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

Death Goes For A Jog

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

It's just a game vs. get real.

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'