Mathlete On The Pitch T-Shirts

'Hey, count me in!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Lemniskate

"How was work?"

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Genius Envy

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"It's called geometry, Mum."