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"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

'Dad, the PC crashed and I lost my calculator.' - 'Here Son. Try this.'

"REally? But it looked so good on paper."

Abacus.

Olympic School

'You only call on people who don't know the answer.'

'What's a quater of one twentieth?'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Here's your tuition fee back - now go and stand in the corner.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'I told them that refusing to read Dickens is like refusing to do algebra. Now they refuse to do algebra.'

"Miss Beebe can't make up her mind. One day fractions are proper, the next day they're improper."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

"Hello. This is your captain speaking. As we come in for a landing, is there anyone on board who can calculate force?"

'Mobius? Who's Mobius?'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe my teacher just isn't teaching math right -- she IS a girl, after all.'

Evolution of the Mathematician.

'Oh no! A random maths test...'

'King Solomon as a child'

Warning: Math Ahead!

"Hey – I just found my first real-world application of studying algebra!"

"Really? A frikkin' math question?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'