Mathlete On The Pitch Pillows

'Hey, count me in!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Lemniskate

"How was work?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Genius Envy