Mathlete Heart Pillows

'Maths is fun!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Abacus.

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

A thief steals a heart

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Buns Of Veal.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

The Gong

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Sporting maladies.

Academy.

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Hey – I just found my first real-world application of studying algebra!"

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Small steps...

'DO we have a Math test today?'

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"REally? But it looked so good on paper."

"Miss Beebe can't make up her mind. One day fractions are proper, the next day they're improper."

False starts.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

'What's a quater of one twentieth?'

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"