Mathlete Heart Pillows

'Maths is fun!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Abacus.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

A thief steals a heart

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Buns Of Veal.

The Gong

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Sporting maladies.

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Academy.

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

"Hey – I just found my first real-world application of studying algebra!"

Small steps...

'DO we have a Math test today?'

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"REally? But it looked so good on paper."

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

"Miss Beebe can't make up her mind. One day fractions are proper, the next day they're improper."

'What's a quater of one twentieth?'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Slage University Admissions.

False starts.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio