Track Star In Heart Pillows

False starts.

"I need to tinkle."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Man running

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Extra Long-jump

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Small steps...

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

People liked running things past Michael.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Track runner running out of track

It's over the hurdle not under...

With and without a starter.

Sprinting speeding ticket

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

The Royal Enclosure!

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!