Track Star In Heart Prints

False starts.

"I need to tinkle."

Running

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Man running

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Extra Long-jump

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Small steps...

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

People liked running things past Michael.

'Dinosaur footprints!'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Track runner running out of track

It's over the hurdle not under...

With and without a starter.

Sprinting speeding ticket

The Royal Enclosure!

So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'