Record Breakers Pillows

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Gramaphone Man.

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

The Specimen Hunter

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Linford Christie

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."