Record Breakers Pillows

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Gramaphone Man.

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

The Specimen Hunter

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'