Quirky Record Setters Pillows

'Hey, Chuck! I just beat your record of 20 piercings! This gal here has 22!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

The Specimen Hunter

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Linford Christie

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

World Records Office.

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

'Hello, Book of World Records? My husband would like to know what the record is for continuous farts?'

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'