Fans Of Surprising Feats Pillows

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Bismark Ballet School

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Soup on a stick

Happy Birthday MUM!

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.