Fans Of Surprising Feats Gifts

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

Soup on a stick

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

Bismark Ballet School

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Happy Birthday MUM!

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

Intramission

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.