Fans Of Unexpected Outcomes Pillows

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Woof"

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

False starts.

Happy Birthday MUM!

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Football Boomerang.

'The good news is it's not mice.'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.