Fans Of Unexpected Outcomes Pillows

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

False starts.

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Happy Birthday MUM!

Football Boomerang.

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'The good news is it's not mice.'