Unexpected Outcome Fan Pillows

Football Boomerang.

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Sand danger

Fire door.

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'The good news is it's not mice.'

A shark swims into a desert island.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Earthworm Stampede

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"It's for you."

Fire Brain

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Hippo on helipad.

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Magician's trick

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

Survivor Game

'Your starter, sir.'

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

Newlyweds are shocked by reality.