Unexpected Outcome Fan Pillows

Football Boomerang.

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Sand danger

Fire door.

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'The good news is it's not mice.'

A shark swims into a desert island.

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

Earthworm Stampede

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"It's for you."

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

Fire Brain

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

Hippo on helipad.

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

When Butt-dialers Talk

Survivor Game

'Your starter, sir.'

Magician's trick

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."